i hate you because…

  1. Best Friend, I hate you because you gave this bitch who has always been mean to me 2 shoutouts. You've given me one fucking shoutout and you spelled my username wrong.

  2. Mom, I hate you because you always believe my list of a sister and then put me down for being blamed. My sister tore up her homework and blamed it on me then called me a jerk.

  3. Husband, I hate you because you constantly put down our daughter and me when really, it's you who is the lazy piece of trash who looks like a bum.

  4. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because you haven't called me back you man hore

  5. Stranger, I hate you because you don't try to get to know me like I know you :) ;0

  6. Current Crush, I hate you because you don't see me like i see you

  7. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because i never had you

  8. Hillary Clinton, I hate you because you let Donald Trump win

  9. Brother, I hate you because you make it your life's mission to annoy me

  10. Best Friend, I hate you because we never talk anymore

  11. Donald Trump, I hate you because your racist, homosexual, and just plain annoying

  12. Best Friend, I hate you because you follow the herd and just ignore me because it's easier than defending me against your friends and family's hate.

  13. Wife, I hate you becausedot dot dot

  14. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you are a mean dishonest disrespectful lying cheating low-life arrogant abusive egotistical self centered immature fake spiteful mommy’s boy

  15. Best Friend, I hate you because you always act like you want to be BFFs with someone else. So far it's been 6 people that you've obviously tried to choose over me.

  16. Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because I love you.

  17. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you weren't what you said you were & you weren't what you seemed.

  18. Friend, I hate you because ever since you told me I was girlfriend material you automatically block my number and stop replying to me.. Wtf did I do wrong

  19. Stranger, I hate you because you have no idea who I am, even though I'm pretty much the best person alive. #wtf >>>>>:(((((

  20. Best Friend, I hate you because you're always texting someone else, then you say, "oh we're totally BFFs!" BFFs text each other. Often.

  21. Girlfriend, I hate you because I want you to exist, and I want to show off my bisexuality with you, and I want to sing Hamilton and hang out with you, but you're not real.

  22. Current Crush, I hate you because you don't exist, so instead of thinking of you at night, I have to think about friends and schoolwork, stuff that really matters.

  23. Brother, I hate you because you don't give a shit about me, when I've been loving and supporting you ever since you were born 7 years ago. I'm almost 12.

  24. Sister, I hate you because you are so selfish, so conceited, annoying,a liar and you tore our family apart and I just hate you! I wish you were never, ever born!

  25. Current Crush, I hate you because you say she's prettier than me but we both know your lying just marry me already.

  26. Current Crush, I hate you because i just can't like you so i hate you.

  27. Husband, I hate you because you never leave me alone! I don't want to see you and hear you every minute.

  28. Current Crush, I hate you because you always made me feel that i had a chance. But it's my fault cause i never took that chance. Even if you did.

  29. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because He pooped my my car, Not kidding. Great night out.

  30. Boss, I hate you because you are my geometry teacher and you are so flippin hot so goodbye

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