i hate you because…

  1. Stranger, I hate you because you have no idea who I am, even though I'm pretty much the best person alive. #wtf >>>>>:(((((

  2. Best Friend, I hate you because you're always texting someone else, then you say, "oh we're totally BFFs!" BFFs text each other. Often.

  3. Girlfriend, I hate you because I want you to exist, and I want to show off my bisexuality with you, and I want to sing Hamilton and hang out with you, but you're not real.

  4. Current Crush, I hate you because you don't exist, so instead of thinking of you at night, I have to think about friends and schoolwork, stuff that really matters.

  5. Brother, I hate you because you don't give a shit about me, when I've been loving and supporting you ever since you were born 7 years ago. I'm almost 12.

  6. Sister, I hate you because you are so selfish, so conceited, annoying,a liar and you tore our family apart and I just hate you! I wish you were never, ever born!

  7. Current Crush, I hate you because you say she's prettier than me but we both know your lying just marry me already.

  8. Current Crush, I hate you because i just can't like you so i hate you.

  9. Husband, I hate you because you never leave me alone! I don't want to see you and hear you every minute.

  10. Current Crush, I hate you because you always made me feel that i had a chance. But it's my fault cause i never took that chance. Even if you did.

  11. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because He pooped my my car, Not kidding. Great night out.

  12. Boss, I hate you because you are my geometry teacher and you are so flippin hot so goodbye

  13. Sister, I hate you because you're perfect. You've got everything I want. Everybody loves you more like me, You're like glittering jewel, beautiful but empty. Go fuck yourself, bitch.

  14. Sister, I hate you because you're too perfect. You've got perfect husband, you're prettier than me, you're smarter than me, you're more talented than me, you're better than me.

  15. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you are a sleazy man-who're who fires blanks!

  16. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you texted me to break up after a 3 year relationship and your reason was "we need to grow up"; only to find out you left to date your coworker

  17. Roommate, I hate you because I have to label my shit, including toilet paper and towels. Lest you and your boyfriend think its a help yourself to my shit hotel.. Step in my cats piss

  18. Friend, I hate you because we used to talk a lot, before you decided to make me feel like shit. Thanks for ignoring me.. Have fun txting my old number

  19. Stranger, I hate you because the devil spawn of yours decided to bully my son who is 4 years younger. I will beat your ass, and discipline your demonic child

  20. Friend, I hate you because you left me for your girlfriend when i needed you the most

  21. Dad, I hate you because you won't let me do anything. i'm not even a kid anymore i'm almost done with school and you are ruining my life.

  22. Stranger, I hate you because you're a fugly cheerleader who literally was staring me down and giving me dirty looks at the fucking airport.

  23. Current Crush, I hate you because the day i told you i liked you, you started talking to me less

  24. Stranger, I hate you because you stepped on my favorite shoes that i just had cleaned, and you didn't even try to apologize

  25. Stranger, I hate you because you broke my best friends heart and then bullied her

  26. Current Crush, I hate you because the only reason i like you is because your hot, you have a terrible personality and treat everyone like shit

  27. Boyfriend, I hate you because I can never think straight when I'm around you.

  28. Stranger, I hate you because you drank my coffee, and laughed. Jokes on you I was sick and backwashed it.. Bish

  29. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because that hate sex was horrible.

  30. Current Crush, I hate you because ur being really annoying right now and cocky thinking that every girl is falling for you

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