i hate you because…

  1. Girlfriend, I hate you because I can't find you in this world! Please tell me when I will meet you or where can I find you? :(

  2. Boss, I hate you because when I asked for a pay rise you said no and fired me😡

  3. Best Friend, I hate you because you are a selfish ass

  4. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because when I was with you I hated myself.

  5. Stranger, I hate you because you are disturbing my quiet morning commute with your rude, loud, conversation. Nobody gives a fuck that you don't know how to poach an egg!

  6. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you continued to like my tagged photos and posts for 3 months on facebook after i removed you from my friendlist.

  7. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because the sex is so good, but the relationship sucks.

  8. Sister, I hate you because you're the biggest hypocrite I have ever met and rude to everyone in the family. I'm surprised you have friends.

  9. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because, after we dated for 7 years you left me for my brother..... And tried to take my cat with you -_-

  10. Donald Trump, I hate you because you're a bombastic, ivory tower cream puff. The archetypical, delusional, greedy, asshole baby boomer.

  11. Donald Trump, I hate you because DONALD TRUMP YOU SUCK GIMME ALL UR MONEY

  12. Donald Trump, I hate you because you look like H.R. Pufnstuf and I hate H.R. Pufnstuf.

  13. Hillary Clinton, I hate you because now I have to vote for Trump. That's how much I hate you.

  14. Donald Trump, I hate you because you are an embarrassment to our country.

  15. Donald Trump, I hate you because you there are so many reasons but mostly your hair.

  16. Current Crush, I hate you because you kept confusing me. flirted with me, made me feel special, made me so happy then showed me model pics you'd like to bang. REALLY?!?!?!?

  17. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you can't seem to understand that no one's buying your bullshit. Stay away from me and my friends.

  18. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because right now I have to. Pretty soon I won't give a shit. When that happens I will creat a site called,"I don't give a shit because...."

  19. Husband, I hate you because I love you so much.....

  20. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because so tired of feeling shitty...so tired of feeling sad...so tired of feeling angry...so tired of feeling bad!

  21. Wife, I hate you because I was stupid enough to marry you ... twice.

  22. Boyfriend, I hate you because you always say everything will be alright. The reason everything is always alright is because I work my ass off to make it alright!

  23. Boyfriend, I hate you because you cheated on me with a fan from our band. I will hate you forever for that.

  24. Boyfriend, I hate you because our band is kicking ass and playing gigs but you joined another supershitty band behind my back.

  25. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you are the biggest liar I have met in my life and think your inbred ugly face can be compared to david beckham.

  26. Wife, I hate you because I thought a MacBook Air was light, but it seems to be heavy enough to keep you pinned to your chair. #deadweight

  27. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you tried to hold my girlfriends hand literally behind my back. Try that again and I'll snap your arm off and shove it up your a$!.

  28. Current Crush, I hate you because you are one of my best friends and it's probably only going to stay that way.

  29. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because after 15 years of being in my life you decided to move to another town without so much as a word.

  30. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you said you would love me "forever and always". Did you say that to other idiots you "loved" too?

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