i hate you because…

  1. Current Crush, I hate you because you promised a million times and you're slowly ripping the bandaid off.

  2. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because you have sesame seeds instead of bowling balls.

  3. Donald Trump, I hate you because you will probably end the world and cause WWIII.

  4. Best Friend, I hate you because you left because of something I never did.I always turn to stare at you and wish you were next to me again but you never notice. Youre never coming back are you?

  5. Current Crush, I hate you because you were so amazing, beautiful and live all the way in England. Also because we only slept together once and I wanted more.

  6. Friend, I hate you because you're my best friend, but I'm not yours.

  7. Sister, I hate you because you disowned our entire family at my 11 birthday party. I haven't seen you since then. Thanks to you, my birthday is just a reminder of how much you hate me

  8. Brother, I hate you because you're the spawn of Satan. How are we related?

  9. Hillary Clinton, I hate you because you are actually evil. Like, actually evil.

  10. Current Crush, I hate you because after 7 months I still think about how beautiful you are after pissed away our friendship for your douchebag boyfriend who cheats on you every other fricking day

  11. Mom, I hate you because you use your kids as an excuse of why your life sucks. You've made it extremely obvious we're just another item on the list of things you regret/despise.

  12. Current Crush, I hate you because you're a year older than me And I haven't spoken to you in over four months You said you'd miss me but I doubt you miss me like I miss you

  13. Donald Trump, I hate you because you belong in the same place as all of hillarys emails: the trash

  14. Boyfriend, I hate you because you only exist in The Sims 3 at this point...

  15. Current Crush, I hate you because for the first time, I really cared. But for the first time, you didn't.

  16. Boyfriend, I hate you because u hug other girls and talk to hoes but me I'm ur fucking girlfriend

  17. Current Crush, I hate you because I could have you anytime I want, but I can't get myself to say the words.

  18. Current Crush, I hate you because your girlfriend is turning into a slut right before you eyes and you don't see.

  19. Boyfriend, I hate you because all you do is talk to sluts and ignore me. I'm your fucking girlfriend g-d dammit.

  20. Current Crush, I hate you because I have been in love with you for the last ten years. And every time I accidentally look you in the eye, my hands start shaking.

  21. Current Crush, I hate you because with you everything's better. I want everything to be better. But I can't have you.

  22. Current Crush, I hate you because when we make eye contact, I'm sure you can read my thoughts. And those are mine only.

  23. Stranger, I hate you because I don't know you or your life, and I still want to be you.

  24. Best Friend, I hate you because I need you.

  25. Current Crush, I hate you because if I were you I wouldn't like me too.

  26. Current Crush, I hate you because you deserve better than me.

  27. Stranger, I hate you because I feel the need to impress you.

  28. Co-worker, I hate you because I'm slowly falling in love with you.

  29. Boyfriend, I hate you because you don't exist and never will.

  30. Current Crush, I hate you because you'll never be mine.

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