i hate you because…

  1. Co-worker, I hate you because you play the professional victim so well. But I am on to you!

  2. Stranger, I hate you because you because you are drunk. Did you really stick your hands down your boyfriend's pants and then use those same hands to shove French Fries in your mouth?

  3. Boyfriend, I hate you because you think when we end I can just find a replacement. It makes me doubt how serious you are.

  4. Current Crush, I hate you because when I catch you staring at me, it makes me feel like there's a chance you might like me back. I hate that I like you.

  5. Friend, I hate you because you're just a basic bitch

  6. Friend, I hate you because you because you led me on and didn't really seem to care that you did

  7. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you pulled that "sad clown" bullshit on me one too many times.

  8. Current Crush, I hate you because you're perfect. How could someone be everything that I could ever want in anyone?

  9. Best Friend, I hate you because i thought we were best friends. You sir just proved me wrong with your stupid actions not matching the words you say!

  10. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you took hours or even a day to reply. You never talked to me on weekdays. You were silent when I was crying. You are with someone else instead of me now.

  11. Current Crush, I hate you because you make me wonder... Do I hate you or LOVE you? Could I possibly be both...?

  12. Boss, I hate you because when I asked for a pay rise you said no and fired me😡

  13. Stranger, I hate you because you are disturbing my quiet morning commute with your rude, loud, conversation. Nobody gives a fuck that you don't know how to poach an egg!

  14. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you continued to like my tagged photos and posts for 3 months on facebook after i removed you from my friendlist.

  15. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because the sex is so good, but the relationship sucks.

  16. Sister, I hate you because you're the biggest hypocrite I have ever met and rude to everyone in the family. I'm surprised you have friends.

  17. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because, after we dated for 7 years you left me for my brother..... And tried to take my cat with you -_-

  18. Donald Trump, I hate you because you're a bombastic, ivory tower cream puff. The archetypical, delusional, greedy, asshole baby boomer.

  19. Donald Trump, I hate you because you suck gimme all your money.

  20. Donald Trump, I hate you because you look like H.R. Pufnstuf and I hate H.R. Pufnstuf.

  21. Hillary Clinton, I hate you because now I have to vote for Trump. That's how much I hate you.

  22. Donald Trump, I hate you because you are an embarrassment to our country.

  23. Donald Trump, I hate you because you there are so many reasons but mostly your hair.

  24. Current Crush, I hate you because you kept confusing me. flirted with me, made me feel special, made me so happy then showed me model pics you'd like to bang. REALLY?!?!?!?

  25. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you can't seem to understand that no one's buying your bullshit. Stay away from me and my friends.

  26. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because right now I have to. Pretty soon I won't give a shit. When that happens I will creat a site called,"I don't give a shit because...."

  27. Husband, I hate you because I love you so much.....

  28. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because so tired of feeling shitty...so tired of feeling sad...so tired of feeling angry...so tired of feeling bad!

  29. Wife, I hate you because I was stupid enough to marry you ... twice.

  30. Boyfriend, I hate you because you always say everything will be alright. The reason everything is always alright is because I work my ass off to make it alright!

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