i hate you because…

  1. Roommate, I hate you because I have to label my shit, including toilet paper and towels. Lest you and your boyfriend think its a help yourself to my shit hotel.. Step in my cats piss

  2. Friend, I hate you because we used to talk a lot, before you decided to make me feel like shit. Thanks for ignoring me.. Have fun txting my old number

  3. Stranger, I hate you because the devil spawn of yours decided to bully my son who is 4 years younger. I will beat your ass, and discipline your demonic child

  4. Friend, I hate you because you left me for your girlfriend when i needed you the most

  5. Dad, I hate you because you won't let me do anything. i'm not even a kid anymore i'm almost done with school and you are ruining my life.

  6. Stranger, I hate you because you're a fugly cheerleader who literally was staring me down and giving me dirty looks at the fucking airport.

  7. Current Crush, I hate you because the day i told you i liked you, you started talking to me less

  8. Stranger, I hate you because you stepped on my favorite shoes that i just had cleaned, and you didn't even try to apologize

  9. Stranger, I hate you because you broke my best friends heart and then bullied her

  10. Current Crush, I hate you because the only reason i like you is because your hot, you have a terrible personality and treat everyone like shit

  11. Boyfriend, I hate you because I can never think straight when I'm around you.

  12. Stranger, I hate you because you drank my coffee, and laughed. Jokes on you I was sick and backwashed it.. Bish

  13. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because that hate sex was horrible.

  14. Current Crush, I hate you because ur being really annoying right now and cocky thinking that every girl is falling for you

  15. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you used me as a human dumpster for your problems every chance you could because I was vulnerable.

  16. Boyfriend, I hate you because you are actually invisible and i have no boyfriend.

  17. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you talked to everyone but me, you liked a different girl while we were dating, and you lied to me about you loving, about how I should trust you.

  18. Girlfriend, I hate you because my crush loves you instead of me and you always rub it covertly into my face. (Girlfriend of my Crush)

  19. Current Crush, I hate you because you told me that you love me and I told you that I love you but you still won't go out with me.

  20. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because once upon a time I thought I was your world, until you decided to cheat on me and even had your side chick with you when you broke up with me

  21. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you left me for my "best friend" who treats you like shit and I'm sorry I'm not pretty enough... but ur still the one I cry abt 24/7

  22. Current Crush, I hate you because you're adorable

  23. Husband, I hate you because I needed you, I told you I needed you and you drank beer instead. Fuck off!

  24. Friend, I hate you because you always break my heart and I'm always the one to forgive because you don't give a fuck.

  25. Mom, I hate you because after not being there for 18 years you finally want to come back and act like you raised me.

  26. Stranger, I hate you because you didn't offer me your seat in the train, but gave it to that big-boob lady -_-

  27. Brother, I hate you because you are a massive d*ck but i will always love you bro!

  28. Girlfriend, I hate you because you made me an emotional train wreck but I still love you.

  29. Stranger, I hate you because the one time I let one rip, you made a big deal out of it.. Screw you.

  30. Co-worker, I hate you because you told me you couldn't help me with something and then after I did it lectured me on how I did it wrong. Fuck off.

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