i hate you because…

  1. Co-worker, I hate you because you told me you couldn't help me with something and then after I did it lectured me on how I did it wrong. Fuck off.

  2. Current Crush, I hate you because you won't date me. Like wtf.

  3. Brother, I hate you because you're an ass hole and you never learn and some how that's my fault?

  4. Current Crush, I hate you because I love you.

  5. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you're still the one I cry over at 3am when it hits me that you're gone and I'll never have you back.

  6. Stranger, I hate you because you don't even know who I am, but if you did you'd probably wish you didn't.

  7. Mom, I hate you because you think it's ok that I'm not happy with who I am, and I hate you even more because it's you that drove me to this.

  8. Current Crush, I hate you because you know just how to build my hopes up then always find the perfect way to break me into pieces.

  9. Husband, I hate you because you are frigid little bitch.

  10. Current Crush, I hate you because you always complain, ignore me and never care about me.

  11. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you constantly bring up that our relationship was fake.

  12. Friend, I hate you because you don't write you correctly. It's not "U" its you. get you shit together.

  13. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you make me paranoid

  14. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because you made me fall so hard and make me cry until sunrise.

  15. Best Friend, I hate you because you try and take my own boyfriend away from me

  16. Boyfriend, I hate you because you always block me out of your life and you always spend more time with my bestfriend then me

  17. Friend, I hate you because you make me want you with your unecessary heart emojis, but I only see you as a friend

  18. Donald Trump, I hate you because you want to deport everyone

  19. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you wanted me to be thin, be feminine, and do what you said. You only love if I am a doll, not the real me.

  20. Donald Trump, I hate you because you are a fucking stupid idiot

  21. Donald Trump, I hate you because you want to build a wall separating us from Mexico

  22. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because you left me in the bed alone...... naked and waiting

  23. Donald Trump, I hate you because Donald Trump is a fucking idiot and is going to lead our country to HELL!!!!!!!!

  24. Current Crush, I hate you because I like you and you don't seem to give a shit.

  25. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because now you're trying to be my friend and act like nothing happened.

  26. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I love you

  27. Brother, I hate you because all you do is repeat everything you hear and run around, screaming and making annoying noises nonstop.

  28. Mom, I hate you because every single year you forget my birthday, all you tell me is to fuck off even though I never bug you.

  29. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you made my life better, but then I said a few things and you never gave me a second chance.

  30. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because when you mastubate you are not thinking about me

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