i hate you because…

  1. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because once upon a time I thought I was your world, until you decided to cheat on me and even had your side chick with you when you broke up with me

  2. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you left me for my "best friend" who treats you like shit and I'm sorry I'm not pretty enough... but ur still the one I cry abt 24/7

  3. Current Crush, I hate you because you're adorable

  4. Husband, I hate you because I needed you, I told you I needed you and you drank beer instead. Fuck off!

  5. Friend, I hate you because you always break my heart and I'm always the one to forgive because you don't give a fuck.

  6. Mom, I hate you because after not being there for 18 years you finally want to come back and act like you raised me.

  7. Stranger, I hate you because you didn't offer me your seat in the train, but gave it to that big-boob lady -_-

  8. Brother, I hate you because you are a massive d*ck but i will always love you bro!

  9. Girlfriend, I hate you because you made me an emotional train wreck but I still love you.

  10. Stranger, I hate you because the one time I let one rip, you made a big deal out of it.. Screw you.

  11. Co-worker, I hate you because you told me you couldn't help me with something and then after I did it lectured me on how I did it wrong. Fuck off.

  12. Current Crush, I hate you because you won't date me. Like wtf.

  13. Brother, I hate you because you're an ass hole and you never learn and some how that's my fault?

  14. Current Crush, I hate you because I love you.

  15. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you're still the one I cry over at 3am when it hits me that you're gone and I'll never have you back.

  16. Stranger, I hate you because you don't even know who I am, but if you did you'd probably wish you didn't.

  17. Mom, I hate you because you think it's ok that I'm not happy with who I am, and I hate you even more because it's you that drove me to this.

  18. Current Crush, I hate you because you know just how to build my hopes up then always find the perfect way to break me into pieces.

  19. Husband, I hate you because you are frigid little bitch.

  20. Current Crush, I hate you because you always complain, ignore me and never care about me.

  21. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you constantly bring up that our relationship was fake.

  22. Friend, I hate you because you don't write you correctly. It's not "U" its you. get you shit together.

  23. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you make me paranoid

  24. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because you made me fall so hard and make me cry until sunrise.

  25. Best Friend, I hate you because you try and take my own boyfriend away from me

  26. Boyfriend, I hate you because you always block me out of your life and you always spend more time with my bestfriend then me

  27. Friend, I hate you because you make me want you with your unecessary heart emojis, but I only see you as a friend

  28. Donald Trump, I hate you because you want to deport everyone

  29. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you wanted me to be thin, be feminine, and do what you said. You only love if I am a doll, not the real me.

  30. Donald Trump, I hate you because you are a fucking stupid idiot

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