i hate you because…

  1. Current Crush, I hate you because you say she's prettier than me but we both know your lying just marry me already.

  2. Current Crush, I hate you because i just can't like you so i hate you.

  3. Husband, I hate you because you never leave me alone! I don't want to see you and hear you every minute.

  4. Current Crush, I hate you because you always made me feel that i had a chance. But it's my fault cause i never took that chance. Even if you did.

  5. Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because He pooped my my car, Not kidding. Great night out.

  6. Boss, I hate you because you are my geometry teacher and you are so flippin hot so goodbye

  7. Sister, I hate you because you're perfect. You've got everything I want. Everybody loves you more like me, You're like glittering jewel, beautiful but empty. Go fuck yourself, bitch.

  8. Sister, I hate you because you're too perfect. You've got perfect husband, you're prettier than me, you're smarter than me, you're more talented than me, you're better than me.

  9. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you are a sleazy man-who're who fires blanks!

  10. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you texted me to break up after a 3 year relationship and your reason was "we need to grow up"; only to find out you left to date your coworker

  11. Roommate, I hate you because I have to label my shit, including toilet paper and towels. Lest you and your boyfriend think its a help yourself to my shit hotel.. Step in my cats piss

  12. Friend, I hate you because we used to talk a lot, before you decided to make me feel like shit. Thanks for ignoring me.. Have fun txting my old number

  13. Stranger, I hate you because the devil spawn of yours decided to bully my son who is 4 years younger. I will beat your ass, and discipline your demonic child

  14. Friend, I hate you because you left me for your girlfriend when i needed you the most

  15. Dad, I hate you because you won't let me do anything. i'm not even a kid anymore i'm almost done with school and you are ruining my life.

  16. Stranger, I hate you because you're a fugly cheerleader who literally was staring me down and giving me dirty looks at the fucking airport.

  17. Current Crush, I hate you because the day i told you i liked you, you started talking to me less

  18. Stranger, I hate you because you stepped on my favorite shoes that i just had cleaned, and you didn't even try to apologize

  19. Stranger, I hate you because you broke my best friends heart and then bullied her

  20. Current Crush, I hate you because the only reason i like you is because your hot, you have a terrible personality and treat everyone like shit

  21. Boyfriend, I hate you because I can never think straight when I'm around you.

  22. Stranger, I hate you because you drank my coffee, and laughed. Jokes on you I was sick and backwashed it.. Bish

  23. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because that hate sex was horrible.

  24. Current Crush, I hate you because ur being really annoying right now and cocky thinking that every girl is falling for you

  25. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you used me as a human dumpster for your problems every chance you could because I was vulnerable.

  26. Boyfriend, I hate you because you are actually invisible and i have no boyfriend.

  27. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you talked to everyone but me, you liked a different girl while we were dating, and you lied to me about you loving, about how I should trust you.

  28. Girlfriend, I hate you because my crush loves you instead of me and you always rub it covertly into my face. (Girlfriend of my Crush)

  29. Current Crush, I hate you because you told me that you love me and I told you that I love you but you still won't go out with me.

  30. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because once upon a time I thought I was your world, until you decided to cheat on me and even had your side chick with you when you broke up with me

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