i hate you because…

Boyfriend, I hate you because you can be te sweetest person in the world, but its excessive. and the extremely rare time you arent being lovey is when ur asking for sex.

Boyfriend, I hate you because you can never tell when I'm mad, and I think I make it pretty damn obvious,

Boyfriend, I hate you because you turn into a child when you are sick - except you're 30, so eh, not so cute.

Boyfriend, I hate you because i pay for everything every time we go out but my salary is only enough to sustain my needs and not both of our luxuries.

Boyfriend, I hate you because when ever i show you love you run away and when i act like a horrible bitch you shower me with love

Boyfriend, I hate you because your iphone is the last and first thing you touch every day.

Boyfriend, I hate you because you make me want to give into temptation and throw away all of my values.

Boyfriend, I hate you because now that the chase is over and I have you, I don't like you as much.

Boyfriend, I hate you because your friends mean more to you than I do.

Boyfriend, I hate you because when you're on your Blackberry you never hear what I'm saying. Like ever.

Boyfriend, I hate you because I'm too passive to tell you that you're getting on my nerves.

Boyfriend, I hate you because I can't break up with you.

Boyfriend, I hate you because you cry more than I do at the movies.