i hate you because…

  1. Boyfriend, I hate you because i love you even against my better judgement, and because you only keep me around as a booty call. leave me alone you know i don't have the will power to stay away from you, cant your selfish ass just make it easy for me... jeeeeze you always get your cake and eat it too........ i'm done baking bitch

  2. Boyfriend, I hate you because you're a like a prick on MY birthday!

  3. Boyfriend, I hate you because you are not mindful your action and how they made be communicated as disrespect.

  4. Boyfriend, I hate you because you are so right for me, but i am so wrong for you..

  5. Boyfriend, I hate you because you always make me feel like I'm not experienced enough.

  6. Boyfriend, I hate you because you're so incredibly perfect and I'm just boring old me. Yet I love you so much for the same exact thing.

  7. Boyfriend, I hate you because i just made a t-shirt that says "i [heart] #34" (your football number) last week and now your saying you might want to break up.

  8. Boyfriend, I hate you because no matter what we do, its never going to be like the last guy I dated.

  9. Boyfriend, I hate you because you still don't know the difference between when I'm really hating you and when I just hate you because I miss you.

  10. Boyfriend, I hate you because you'll never love power-watching season after season of my favorite TV show like I do!

  11. Boyfriend, I hate you because you live so far away that it makes me upset almost every day. I hate you because I miss you.

  12. Boyfriend, I hate you because you always let me down and I still love you BUT I AM STARTING TO FUCKING HATE YOU

  13. Boyfriend, I hate you because you won't ever listen to me or acknowledge the fact that I AM trying.

  14. Boyfriend, I hate you because you take offense to my "monthly" emotional outbursts. I swear I don't really think you're evil, cold and short.

  15. Boyfriend, I hate you because you are no longer the guy I first met when we started dating...

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