i hate you because…

Co-worker, I hate you because you deleted me from the facebook and said you didn't. and I hate you that you're a liar

Co-worker, I hate you because you constantly flirt with me even though you know im not interested. just give up already and move on.

Co-worker, I hate you because you are the biggest creep ive ever met. stop trying to hit on me pervert you're my dads age. eww!

Co-worker, I hate you because you always stop by at terrible times. PS, every time is a "terrible" time to stop by. Take the hint.

Co-worker, I hate you because you just quit to start a new job and I got all of your work. And now I have to start doing actual work.

Co-worker, I hate you because you make me do all the work.

Co-worker, I hate you because I know you stole my good keyboard andleftmeyoursthathasabrokenspacebar.

Co-worker, I hate you because you don't think I can hear you talk crap about me, but I can.

Co-worker, I hate you because if it wasn't for my job and paycheck, I am pretty sure we would have nothing to do with each other. It almost makes quitting worthwhile.

Co-worker, I hate you because you are so adorable, but too old and won't even consider someone my age.

Co-worker, I hate you because You refuse to cook for me !

Co-worker, I hate you because you passed me a lead with a company that just blew you off? Wtf?

Co-worker, I hate you because You are simply an idiot !

Co-worker, I hate you because You are always bringing food and making us eat it !

Co-worker, I hate you because you think you are amazing but you actually suck at everything.