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Current Crush, I hate you because every time you look at me or talk to me I somehow forget how to speak.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you made my IQ drop to zero and my EQ drop to -250 when I talk to you.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you are 4 years younger than me and my ovaries are going to want more out of this relationship than you'll be ready for.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you use "I'm not good at planning" as an excuse to be flakey with our dates. Man up!
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Current Crush, I hate you because yous a hoe.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you're right, since when am I this easy to read?
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Current Crush, I hate you because you know how easily I get jealous and you still take pictures with other bitches.
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Current Crush, I hate you because liking you makes it very hard to enjoy dating other people.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you give me mixed signals, and somehow it makes me fall for you even more.
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Current Crush, I hate you because I don't actually hate you at all, Ive been in love with you for 11 months.
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Current Crush, I hate you because i didnt ask to like you, i just did. Plus you are a manawhore. But your really cute and funny and nice and adorable. I hate you becuase you flirt with me at school but never reply to my texts.
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Current Crush, I hate you because I got to know you so well on our first date that your sexy mysterious persona wore off and now I'm over it. Should have gone to a movie.
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Current Crush, I hate you because I am moving across the country, leaving everything I know and love behind, because I think I love you.
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Current Crush, I hate you because there's a fine line between hook up and dating... and I don't know which side your on!
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Current Crush, I hate you because you text by the book. Yes, that book.
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