i hate you because…

  1. Current Crush, I hate you because every time you look at me or talk to me I somehow forget how to speak.

  2. Current Crush, I hate you because you made my IQ drop to zero and my EQ drop to -250 when I talk to you.

  3. Current Crush, I hate you because you are 4 years younger than me and my ovaries are going to want more out of this relationship than you'll be ready for.

  4. Current Crush, I hate you because you use "I'm not good at planning" as an excuse to be flakey with our dates. Man up!

  5. Current Crush, I hate you because yous a hoe.

  6. Current Crush, I hate you because you're right, since when am I this easy to read?

  7. Current Crush, I hate you because you know how easily I get jealous and you still take pictures with other bitches.

  8. Current Crush, I hate you because liking you makes it very hard to enjoy dating other people.

  9. Current Crush, I hate you because you give me mixed signals, and somehow it makes me fall for you even more.

  10. Current Crush, I hate you because I don't actually hate you at all, Ive been in love with you for 11 months.

  11. Current Crush, I hate you because i didnt ask to like you, i just did. Plus you are a manawhore. But your really cute and funny and nice and adorable. I hate you becuase you flirt with me at school but never reply to my texts.

  12. Current Crush, I hate you because I got to know you so well on our first date that your sexy mysterious persona wore off and now I'm over it. Should have gone to a movie.

  13. Current Crush, I hate you because I am moving across the country, leaving everything I know and love behind, because I think I love you.

  14. Current Crush, I hate you because there's a fine line between hook up and dating... and I don't know which side your on!

  15. Current Crush, I hate you because you text by the book. Yes, that book.

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