i hate you because…

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because my fingers automatically type your name and also write it without my consent.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because we broke up on a really fun holiday which makes me think about you on a day I'd rather not.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because your new girlfriend has a facebook album created especially for me to see pics of the two of you, which is sad because she's lame you look fat.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because "our song" was my favorite song, and now it hurts to listen to it.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you thought of braking up with me for a year but waited until I realized we where unhappy

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because lets face it, I was the lady and you were the tramp.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I now cry at every sad song I hear on the radio, making people in the nail salon, grocery store, and mall all worry about me.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I get butterflies every time I see someone who resembles you on the street, and we broke up 3 years ago!

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because my whole family fell in love with you and now I’m stuck explaining to Grandma what went wrong.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because my friends are tired of listening to me analyze and re-analyze just to conclude that you really are a dick.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I literally can't stop looking at your facebook page and I don't even like you anymore.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you tell me every time you hang out with a girl because thats your idea of staying 'friends'.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you are perfect in everyway, except for the one way that I need you to be perfect for me.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because your ass dumped me when i told you i loved you with the response of " im sorry but i want to get as much ass as i can in my lifetime."

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I love you so much.