i hate you because…

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you think that we can still be friends. Your dog died, but you can still keep the body.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you broke my heart into so many pieces I can't even collect them all.. And even after that I still want you back, and think about you 24/7.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because your "The One That Got Away"

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you hooked up with me and called it a mistake you were my first kiss, now i have to deal with seeing you everyday in the halls

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you didnt even give me a chance. you told me you loved me but i should have herd the bullshit behind it. thanks for breaking up with me on MY BIRTHDAY! happy birthday dick!

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you told me you loved me, yet you didn't have the balls to either ask me out or break up with me in person. You'd better not have asked your slutty new girlfriend out by text either, and you'd better not be telling her you love her since you said those same words to me back in April

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you said we could stay friends when you left me, and then you ignored me all summer. Seriously, I'm not going to make a move on you when you're obviously over it, jackass.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you broke up with me the week after we visited my dad. I never introduce anyone to my dad, and I looked like such a fool.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you told me you loved me and then left me. Why did you tell me you loved me if you didn't mean it? I didn't lie to you, so why did you lie to me?

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I fell in love with you and now you're gone. Why are you hooking up with a cheap whore when I was clearly the best for you?

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because i love you.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you can so easily pass by me on our daily walk from class to class while I'm left anxiously searching for you and wishing we could talk.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I know that I'll never fully get over you. I let you go and now you're happy, but what about my happiness?

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because "we can still be friends" doesnt mean that i worship you and you complain i "dont value what i have." yeah. right. go make out with your ho or something.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you made me waste 3 valuable post-college years playing your games. My body is not the same as it was then... you're just plain selfish.