i hate you because…

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because 11 years together aparently doesn't warrant any sort of explanation or discussion of what, if anything, was wrong before you decided to end it.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because after finaly finishing your degree I bought a ring. And then you dumped me.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you called the relationship "unhealthy" because I listened to your problems when you were freaking out about them and helped you move past them.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you destroyed me. You left me alone when I needed you the most and you act like I don't even exist. But I still love you, and I'll always be praying for you to be happy.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because I'm still in love with you and you won't even try to be friends even though we both admit enjoy hanging out with eachother

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because I miss your vagina. Does it miss me? If so, tell it I say whatup.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because every one of the 1000+ songs on my iPod reminds me of what should have been.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because I always seem to see your relatives or friends where ever I go, which makes me think of you.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you're my ex-girlfriend. Simple, but true.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you cried and screamed that we should get engaged...because that's what people do. I put up with your immature crap, then you left me for another guy.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because You won't put all the really negative but REAL stuff up on your website.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you just suddenly decided to date my best friend.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you stalked me and made me take out a restraining order.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because I still love you but I have a girlfriend to make you think I'm not because you deserve better than me.

Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you keep hitting on every guy friend of mine hoping word will get back to me. I really need you to stop.