i hate you because…

Friend, I hate you because whenever i am not acting accordingly you don't tell me, but you go behind my back and bitch about it to others...

Friend, I hate you because when someone upsets you they're supposed to kiss your ass to make you feel better, but when you hurt someone else you never care.

Friend, I hate you because I can't tell if it's love or lust.

Friend, I hate you because I was in love with you and you took advantage of that.

Friend, I hate you because you're a shitty trip planner.

Friend, I hate you because i used to be in love with you and you lied to me. i hate everything you say, do, believe in, look at, and breathe. oh, and i hate your fake ass ho too.

Friend, I hate you because i love you and i know you feel the same and just wont admit it.

Friend, I hate you because every time I tell you that i want to help on video projects you say you'll call me, then proceed to write, plan, shoot, and edit with my friends who I have also told to inform me

Friend, I hate you because you flirt with him and think it isn't a big deal even though my feelings are so obvious. And you ask me questions about his relationship status constantly but deny liking him.

Friend, I hate you because you ratted me out to my boyfriend when i kissed another guy but you slept with multiple guys while in a relationship and can still joke about it

Friend, I hate you because for the last two years you all treated me like a friend then stopped talking to me all together once i stopped living with my former roommate. just because me and her had problems doesnt mean you all should stop being my friends as well.

Friend, I hate you because every time treat me like dirt I forgive you because that's what friends do, right?

Friend, I hate you because you're unintentionally stealing a boy that I really like. The calls and texts have stopped, and he pays more attention to you on chat.

Friend, I hate you because you only befriended me because you wanted to be popular. The thing is i really liked being friends with you but like every faker you soon showed your true colour. Hope you grow old with none to love you, you back stabbing bitch...

Friend, I hate you because you are a very attractive boy that likes to ignore my texts.