i hate you because…

Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because you were kind of a slut, yet didn't put out. Tease.

Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because you were flirting with my best friends man and it was so obvious he didn't like you.

Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because when I asked for you number you told me you didn't have a cell phone. I was you walk away then in the distance, I saw you pull out your cell phone.

Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because you started this site and are too busy to call me back.

Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because you waited until the 3rd drink to tell me you have a boyfriend...