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Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because after giving you my number I overheard a drunk girl I'm the elevator say that you were a man whore. Awesome.
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Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because you called me by the wrong name this morning.
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Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because when you asked me to the Yankees game you dropped the fact that you have 2nd row seats. No matter where I'm sitting, bragging is lame. Just for that, I'm a Mets fan now.
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Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because you told me your salary, what kind of car you drive, and that you went to college on a Crew scholarship, all before asking my name.
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Guy I Met Last Night, I hate you because your line to me was "Hi my name is Chase, like the bank."
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