i hate you because…

  1. Mom, I hate you because you gave a FAT gene!

  2. Mom, I hate you because you ruined thanksgiving. But the turkey was lovely.

  3. Mom, I hate you because you never know : when I am right, when to stop, and when to shut up.

  4. Mom, I hate you because you really are, always right.

  5. Mom, I hate you because you continue to say "love mom" at the end of every text message or voice mail you leave me. Guess what, I know it's you.

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