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Stranger, I hate you because you work at AT&T and you continue to drop my calls. The "app" I want for my phone is "phone"...
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Stranger, I hate you because you're the slut dating the love of my life, even though I know it's not fair because I don't even know you.
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Stranger, I hate you because you give me mixed signals. It makes me want to punch you in the face.
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Stranger, I hate you because you always take my seat in ES 101!
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Stranger, I hate you because when you sat on top of me on the bus it made me realize that I am just as invisible as I thought I was.
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Stranger, I hate you because you asked me if we could "mutually cheat". No thanks.
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Stranger, I hate you because you and your boyfriend are adorable and I'm jealous.
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Stranger, I hate you because you sit in the front row in class and facebook.
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Stranger, I hate you because Ill never see you again and you were such a good kisser.
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