i hate you because…

Wife, I hate you because you do not appreciate the value and amount of time and effort I invest on our family, including on you, as well as my efforts in business which maintain our family with a high standard of living.

Boyfriend, I hate you because i love you even against my better judgement, and because you only keep me around as a booty call. leave me alone you know i don't have the will power to stay away from you, cant your selfish ass just make it easy for me... jeeeeze you always get your cake and eat it too........ i'm done baking bitch

Current Crush, I hate you because I love you.

Mom, I hate you because... you called me fat

Mom, I hate you because... you don't close the door when you go to the bathroom.

Current Crush, I hate you because you're married.

Current Crush, I hate you because you make it seem like you like me and we've acted&done couple things, but as soon as 'she' gets involved you act like you don't like me and I'm just a stalker.

Friend, I hate you because whenever i am not acting accordingly you don't tell me, but you go behind my back and bitch about it to others...

Current Crush, I hate you because I want you SO BAD and you don't notice me at all. You have NO idea how you turn my brain to mush ...

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you think that we can still be friends. Your dog died, but you can still keep the body.

Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you broke my heart into so many pieces I can't even collect them all.. And even after that I still want you back, and think about you 24/7.

Stranger, I hate you because even if your trying to be nice or include me i don't speak and stand there like an loser ugh ....