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Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because My heart is still broken and your already giving yours away to someone else
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Current Crush, I hate you because you don't realize that in trying not to hurt me", you're really killing me inside.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you think im just being friendly when im trying to let you know that im totally into you.
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Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because our entire relationship has become a power struggle, and a game of who can most convincingly pretend they no longer care. And right now, you're winning.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you aren't mine yet. And are so cute that it kills me. STOP BEING CUTE.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you flirt with me so bad... yet you're still going out with her...
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Roommate, I hate you because you complain about only getting valentines gifts and dinners from two of the four men you are dating, while I spend valentines day with our gay roommate watching will and grace.
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Current Crush, I hate you because you never read into my subtle hints that i am madly in love with you
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Best Friend, I hate you because you waited till after I was engaged to figure out we were soulmates
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Best Friend, I hate you because even if I don't want to tell you something I have to because you're so damn persistent
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Current Crush, I hate you because you tell people you dont like me when you tell me you do
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Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because you started this site and are too busy to call me back.
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Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because it just popped up on my newsfeed that you're in a relationship.
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Boyfriend, I hate you because you are literally the most boring person to text in the world.
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Best Friend, I hate you because all my ex-boyfriends end up going out with you after we break up.
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