I Hate You Because... http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/ The funny, relatable, and mostly annoying reasons why we love to hate. Current Crush http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/961/ Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:58:02 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/961/ Current Crush, I hate you because you try to make me jealous by flirting with my best friend. Friend http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/960/ Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:12:51 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/960/ Friend, I hate you because when someone upsets you they're supposed to kiss your ass to make you feel better, but when you hurt someone else you never care. Current Crush http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/959/ Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:12:37 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/959/ Current Crush, I hate you because every time you look at me or talk to me I somehow forget how to speak. Ex-Girlfriend http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/958/ Mon, 6 Feb 2012 11:03:46 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/958/ Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because 11 years together aparently doesn't warrant any sort of explanation or discussion of what, if anything, was wrong before you decided to end it. Ex-Girlfriend http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/957/ Mon, 6 Feb 2012 11:03:44 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/957/ Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because after finaly finishing your degree I bought a ring. And then you dumped me. Ex-Girlfriend http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/956/ Mon, 6 Feb 2012 11:03:35 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/956/ Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you dumped me and then told me to talk to YOUR friend's about dealing with the break up. Ex-Girlfriend http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/955/ Mon, 6 Feb 2012 11:03:25 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/955/ Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you called the relationship "unhealthy" because I listened to your problems when you were freaking out about them and helped you move past them. Current Crush http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/954/ Mon, 6 Feb 2012 11:03:21 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/954/ Current Crush, I hate you because you entered my world as if you got the key and I couldn't kick you out.. Current Crush http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/951/ Wed, 1 Feb 2012 16:24:50 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/951/ Current Crush, I hate you because you know women fall in love by ears and you are the sweetest talker in the world, but obviously your words speak much louder than your actions. Current Crush http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/953/ Wed, 1 Feb 2012 16:24:39 EST http://www.ihateyoubecause.com/post/953/ Current Crush, I hate you because you made my IQ drop to zero and my EQ drop to -250 when I talk to you.